Joke time

 1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: But the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later , boys and girls have been waiting for, has been not wait, she sad too, her despair, thrown into the sea ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites So it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!!
5. dumplings are boys or girls because boys and dumplings are the answer foreskin
6. are called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: itch to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird every day through a corn field he is very unfortunate, but one day there was a fire all the corn patch corn have become little bird flew past the popcorn after hh that snow, cold in death h
9. What, you may want reunification of Taiwan? to buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Abo Road without incident each time is getting chat. Antony: Father's Day is a few years. ;
11. all the soldiers: : we hear it? friends finally have water to drink to find, plenty of three-legged man ah! it would be silly child? hhhhhhhh because they are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? answer: Press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. One Student Unfortunately, caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: Electric dead hh He said: Where? quickly took me to! Which hostess? Spider-Man What color is it? red, wrong! is white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice because hhhhhhhhhh .. floor slippery thing
21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why? 24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results hit by a car glass, coffee cup, but nothing, I ask why? coffee cup with ear ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; the second is black; Third, do not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty Ryoko bamboo, tall trees Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, the eve of the U.S. summer woods, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. which I know the name and do not know the name, had appeared in My computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is one they carry me through another lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner ; when I play CS exhausting, is that they made me realize smooth pleasure; I do not feel depressed when the state is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. now do to improve the accuracy of earthquake prediction a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, Ying called chat, I go first! I called little things go first hh saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together. Beibei: We say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me People call me I have something, go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood!!!
30. Celery I walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he What color ?????? Answer: yellow because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man to jump off the roof h. h. From the results of twenty became a h.. dead fat man! !
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. There was once a virgin, she felt tired, himself sleeping h.
33. people who are the ancestors of peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: ;
36. ant fell from the Himalayan mountains is how after the death? answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's old diary KB Bear was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a No closing went in bookstores. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss. boss with a very low voice, said: Oh, but I only take 50 out. said: ; which stay to buy a home in this diary, he removed the packaging and put the room on the table in front of the window. Then again he would like to take a bath after bath hh out of a diary, which stay found desk even the windows were open, wind blowing from page to page diary hh fast blown open when the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind-KB hh saw which stay happened screamed as he saw the last page reads: (Please pull down). hhhhh .. then pull h.... continue to widen h. fast, to pull the little h can, eventually, pull a little bit of h.... the last page read --- Price: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnut walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah! a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help passers-by, walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, I walked Suddenly, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah! a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet another tadpole, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! married a hawthorn walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah! a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walking walking suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah! a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah! a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah! a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Dinga! an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah! a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, go met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, walk away the suddenly said, how do I find leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, opened the door to see the original is a blanket will come back just about finished, I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said: Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work. boss is American, he said the Germans: He said: Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, called loudly: down, pulling finished, on the polar bear said: ;
42. there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head hhh
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand Mei said: red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica it? because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack selling dumplings Shop no business, so she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, and then sold that business will be good, but asked their home Such people do not eat dumplings, otherwise there will be KB's going to happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she look for remains. The next day her son to take lunch, but could not find so He went to the refrigerator to find a look and found a lunch box he thought was his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened a run at noon under a hop, morning dumplings Why is immediately obvious that the 10 becomes 5, he tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the! know why? because dumplings on a stick in the lid.
46. a loggers to apply for a job foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h.. After a minute h. foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. where you have to work? workers: sub-foreman forest hh: hh I have only heard over the Sahara �� 2 hhhhh .. Workers: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I really blind stepped on dog feces would marry you. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces. dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh < br> 48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, At that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the news over his sad, desperate to ring thrown into the sea, three days later, the boat . boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw? fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, he announced: when the time comes, all the children are gathered. Teacher: ? I stepped on the stool. Therefore, it becomes a hippopotamus. it becomes the fate of being eaten, all to be as into the said: broke up .. he has been crying crying crying .... very sad ... the result ... ... shoots ... he ... made a ...
53. One day, a saw a black lump lump of stool stool white, black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! he said: I'm not a stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h. Then the sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu to put him to eat but then the cat ate the mouse been h.. Why??? because tigers do not rat silly points clearly
55. a software company is recruiting this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, write a few very neat word: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least master a foreign language. So the dog came to the computer before, it is skillfully playing an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. Toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once all of a sudden any connection with the electric toothbrush dating brother brother love to have a new neighbor today toothpaste girl: ~ so smelly fart, it must be beef. Tricia said: Cheap and beautiful roses after the self-help, occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her, and received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, She read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, do not have to dual of the number of flowers, and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it! But she still hopes to hear his himself to say, she was asked by representatives of eleven roses what he had only prevaricate. He rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words, growers said: planted a flower three decades, heard what the language of flowers! flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric, why do you put all eleven of each flower? he puzzled and said, growers said: Because buy ten get one ah hhh ~
59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked away, and saw a line of elderly people there are very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~ but he Jesus is also not sure ~ so we decided to talk over with him. also called Joseph, but still not too sure ~ ~ ~ So he asked: how coincidence ~ My father was also a carpenter. Jesus continue to ask: Puppet ~~~hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh to the garden to see baby cry called her mother spent the trees the birds laugh h This is KB is a most terrible songs, and h is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind this h had his father not to leave any feeling of h jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her because it was the ugly h when only a kind of contagious plague. and the only Jade accompanied smile on his face and always only that such a doll. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h sad about the end of the age of fifteen when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room. In this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, was the own Seeing his mother found his mother cried h, after dealing with things, the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer everything to their second daughter Lan fault. In this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age , the depression still hold the baby before he died, as if that piece of his daughter would follow in her daughter went to the hh things getting dull under the successive death. but always at night when the crows crow, came to weak Sound h! what are they, only that white face smiling doll! to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into a cat face (the Japanese to the cat as the mascot), but in order not to make it sound ( This is a general with his concubine the daughter of the fear born of guilt), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face and mouth this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h.. and then in Door Policy The series of wars, the massacre of a village north exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all, it is so, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities - dolls, was was removed in this nearly sold last year around the doll is open in the world, But the story is still little known and because of the appearance to please the baby, so very many wild products, the flow in the country. But the collection of ordinary people to discuss it only because of its human shape. has this baby story is so sad, you must see However, it is kind of villain that the original human cat ...... Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China, good friends scissors, stone, cloth, play the game after an afternoon of finger-guessing game together to go home, I walked out of h stone noticed a street lamp, the kind of Aladdin's lamp to him like a curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp suddenly cropped up slowly white smoke white smoke in the slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon .. but dry, a bit of malnutrition he spoke: let you out of the Dragon: .. because I was half and half dragon h. Do not leave it h Dragon: gradually began to be white smoke rolled down, the dragon is also gradually disappeared until the Three Character Classic in white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h, scissors or scissors, is no longer the only cloth fabric, cloth man turned out successful! In a joy when the two worry, just someone passing by here to see this scene, put him down to the record, this one is Mencius. he wrote: hhhhh. cloth successful, become a person. Then remark later generations, but also joined the Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died, because public memorial, so the body freeze up with ice, and other public memorial, when you come out again. just then very hot water after thawing have beads appear in the body, seen in the next grandson, very tense shouting:
64. a man one day meet God .. God is good when suddenly going to give that person a desire to h. asking God what you desire to do h h h heard of the man thought the cat has nine Mania h Please give me that 9 Mania .. it .. God says your desire to achieve slightly h. One day, that person is free, want to die a death of boredom forget h h 9 Mania Well anyway, to lay railroad tracks h. the results of a train in the past that people still die h. h Why is this? because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: ��? years also felt KB? h is still parked in the road, motionless. So the traffic police came to ask the young lady: light to ask her why she would not say just what hh head down I do not know how to do, after all, love or can not be forced h. My friend said she had recently with a man I can not believe go too close do not want to believe because of h.. hh I really like her, but h.. day in the street I was surprised to see her holding hands with another that he is very close to my heart a sudden laugh broke hh hh. After I did find out that he actually is a medical student h family also opened a large hospital my third class on the ratio of university students which A hh .. could not sleep the past few days I have been, or wanted to revive the feelings between us h for a long time .. I think the decision to send her an apple a day because I firmly believe that Q: feel vain, he decided to go for a walk and left A walking path h in the highway near his home run into bad luck police rummage h h Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning. police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asking End After the delivery of tickets to his h read 1. not wearing a seatbelt 2. driving without a license 3. speeds less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ coffee diet: Materials: coffee beans hundred grams (raw) water 500 cc h practice: 1, drink 500cc of water. 2 h. spilled the beans, pick out one. three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life like stool, once washed away, it will not come back. Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but they are not the same every time h. Life is like stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes they pull get tangled features! Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out stuff .. Life is like a stool, how the results you want, how we should be planted. Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but Flaring only a few fart .. Life is like stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. So, as we often say, stool it! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher on sick leave, 40 are female students who take classes will be looking forward to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher, provocative language with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent child, said: ~ ~ Dear students good books away and examination now!
74. One day, his sister cried and ran back .. cockroach cockroaches father asked: , he look happy to say: